The largest IKEA in Sweden is in Huddinge. I visited today.

For those of you who do not know about this inside joke, my mom bought me this blue octopus when I went off to college to hang my smelly running clothes on because she was really concerned I would offend my roommate. Sorry June, I never used it. But maybe Zelia has it now? I forget…

No, this is not my bedroom, this is Ikea! Too bad they don’t let you sublet (a reference to my current hell of planning Berlin).